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Remember when this comic book was fascinating as opposed to merely passable?Batwoman has been having vampire troubles in Gotham City. I suppose that’s more interesting than slapstick problems, or flightless bird problems, or brain teaser problems, or undead zombie assassin monster problems. That last one sounds like it could be vampire problems but it’s not. It was a problem that went on and on and on for like eight years until all that was left was a mute undead zombie assassin monster that nobody would bother to buy a pad and pencil for so she could communicate more effectively.
At the end of last issue, Batwoman had been confronted by Nocturna, Night-Thief, and Killshot. It was a panoply of horribly named villains! I think I’ll name my eventual memoir, “A Panoply of Masturbation Anecdotes.” That should get it to fly right off the shelves!
"THIS ISSUE CHANGES EVERYTHING!" (actual solicit). Except the increasingly poor quality of this once excellent book!! Even a "what’s this then?" cover by American Vampire’s Rafael Albuquerque can’t save this stinker.
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Daughter Born without Mother
1917, Scottish National Gallery of Modern Art, Edinburgh
Fuck this, I’m movin’ to Scotland.
Where is the Scarlett Johansson superhero movie? I don’t understand it, why is it taking so long for this? This woman clearly shows that people want to go see her in the movies. Lucy, didn’t it beat Hercules by a lot opening weekend, when it was made for a lot less? She shows that she kicks ass, she’s a great actress. Under the Skin is an incredible film, and why are we still waiting for a go-ahead on a superhero movie starring Scarlett Johansson? To me, it’s a no-brainer. You want to make money, put Scarlett Johansson in a superhero movie! — Jessica Chastain, about “the perplexing lack of great roles for women, even when it makes financial sense” (via fuckyeahblackwidow)
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The highly anticipated biography on Madeline now has a cover and title!
Wild about School Lunch!